	      var E=0
	      var C=0
	      function S(n){this.length=n;for(var i=1;i<=n;i++){this[i]=' '}}
	      L=new S(13)
	      L[0] = "Down, girl, down!"
	      L[1] = "What are you eating?!?!?"
	      L[2] = "Let's go Walkies!"
	      L[3] = "We're going to Grandma's house!"
	      L[4] = "Sn-ausages! Sn-ausages!"
	      L[5] = "Who wants a carrot?"
	      L[6] = "Stop licking or we'll put the cone on!"
	      L[7] = "Where are you going, Mrs. Wigglebottom?"
	      L[8] = "...might as well be poopin' on the lawn."
	      L[9] = "Toughest Biker-Chick Dog in Town"
	      L[10] = "I Want My Frosty Paws!"
	      L[11] = "The Pookinator"
	      L[12] = "Mom's Little Paczki"
	      var R = 60/L.length
	      C = new Date()
	      E = C.getSeconds()
	      A = Math.floor(E/R)
	      E = A
	      document.write(L[E])

